Thursday, 26 March 2015

Home - film review



Hi guys

Last weekend took my daughter to see Home - the new film from Dreamworks which from the trailers didn't excite me much but my daughter Bel wanted to see it badly.

I have to admit I really enjoyed it as it had some laugh out loud moments and the CG animation is one of Dreamworks best.  (Although you can't beat the classic Dreamworks Shrek films).

Home is the story of the clumsy alien Oh whose race the Boov conquer Earth after fleeing cowardly from the alien Gorg who chase them around the Universe (a brilliant reason for that which I didn't see coming. )

Oh accidently sends an e mail alerting the Gorg where they are and so goes on the run from his race meeting Tip - a girl hiding out from the Boov invasion and looking for her Mum who has been relocated to Australia with the rest of humanity.

Other than some of the ending the film is a little predictable and Rihanna voices Tip well.  Jim Parsons (Sheldon from Big Bang Theory) is good as Oh but listening to his nasally voice for over half an hour is annoying.


Overall - good film for the kids.    Score   7/10     Bels score  10/10

Monday, 16 March 2015

RIP Sir Terry Pratchett - 28 April 1948 - 12 March 2015

 

All good things come to an end as the saying goes but in this case an extrodinary man has left the planet - sadly taken by DEATH - a great talent who will be fondly remembered and greatly missed by millions of fans.

12th March 2015 shook the literary world and geeks alike.

Sadly I will never get to meet TP now as he was on my bucket list of authors I wanted to meet as I have been a fan from the 80'S and 90's.

I admit I took a while to get into his Discworld novels when I was introduced to them by my mate Geoff in our School library.   He showed me The Color of Magic which I tried to start a few times but never got into (don't think I was smart enough to get the satirical humour).

Years later I started collecting Sci Fi and Fantasy books  through Sci Fi and Fantasy Book Club (the large TP trilogy books in photo I got from them.)
This is when I started to get into his novels Mort,  Hogfather although I always followed him through news and interviews in various Sci Fi magazines.

I remember the quickest book I have read which took about a week (yes I'm a slow reader as well as writer) was The Truth - a very funny book.

I also followed his fight with alzheimers which was sad to watch but he fought with dignity and even carried on with his writing.  In fact I think his output increased as he tried to get the stories out from under his famous hat and into shops for us to enjoy. 

Yes even though I haven't met Sir Terry Pratchett I will miss his influence he has had over the last 30 years on my reading and writing. 

My thoughts go out to his family including his daughter Rihanna. 

Look after him well DEATH.


March Update

Hi guys

Sorry been a while since I last posted on here - I really need to up my game and write and blog more or will never be a writer!

Haven't been up to much -  a bit of planning on a Sci fi story and my crime novel but that's all.

Have also been sitting in with the Cleckheaton Literary Festival group - hopefully will get funding shortly.

Tonight went to the Cleckheaton Writing Group which was very good - got good feedback from my zombie story and was a new member.

Well folks will keep blogging more frequently.

Speak soon

Happy reading and writing!

Neil

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Cleckheaton Literary Festival update

Hi peeps

Hope your all fine haven't blogged for a while - not been up to much although the Cleckheaton Literary Festival is gaining momentum with a planned full line up including authors Andy Kershaw and Leigh Russell!

We are just waiting on funding now although we have a Website and Facebook and Twitter account.

The Facebook and Twitter links can be found on the website - the address is -

https://litfestcleck.wordpress.com

So go to the site and follow us (you may need to copy then paste link  above into browser).

Also the CWG have decided to bring out the Anthology after the festival due to time constraints so will be working on my story for it this week.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Neil

Monday, 16 February 2015

Meet the Agent with Shelly Instone Wednesday 11th February



Hi Guys

I went to the above event as part of the Leeds Big Bookend Festival at the Outlaws Yacht Club in Leeds centre.

It was a very nice modern bar with many other writers including Karen from CWG. Although it took a while to find and the woman I asked for directions was looking for it too as she was a fellow writer.

The Leeds Big Bookend Co ordinator Fiona Gell introduced Agent Shelly Instone and her debut author June Taylor.
June told how she met Shelly at Eve White Agency when June was taken on after being in a children's competition.  Shelly helped June edit her first novel although it wasn't taken on.
When Shelly left to set up her own agency she signed June on and they are now working on June's second novel.

Shelly advised an agent should have a strategy for a book, meet with publishers and send to readers for feedback and communicate with authors throughout.

Shelly told the audience she is from Leeds and grew up in the Yorkshire Ripper era which helped inspire her liking for dark stories and crime.  She was also inspired into reading and writing by stories from her family.

She started working at Eve White Agency then worked up to an editor,  then a freelance editor. Last year she then became an agent.

What Sally is looking for:
A rough diamond that she can help shape and mould so that she can leave her stamp on to the novel as well as the authors.
A wow factor from the first page and a confident authorial voice.  A manuscript which is compelling and original with strong dialogue with good scene setting.   She is a fan of good plotting and structure.  But Shelly will help with this.

Shelly can spot an authors strengths and weaknesses from the first page.  She also said alot of hard work involved with up to 7 to 8 edits involved which debut author June confirmed and jokingly said Shelly has her working through the night.

When Shelly likes a manuscript she sends it to a reader at Harper Collins, the author can track changes through Tracker Changer.  Once details feels it is ready and only then will she pitch it to Publishers.   The whole process takes between 6 and 12 months.  At the end the author will be a professional writer.

She advised alot is about being in the right place at the right time and a lot of luck.
What Shelly looks for is an introduction letter that is short and sweet and to the point.   A professional letter, plus a short synopsis.  An A4 page is enough for the synopsis and not to give everything away.   Shelly also wants the first 3 chapters.   She reads the chapters first.
 She also advised if a manuscript goes over a word count by alot - a thriller being 90,000 to 100,000 words she work take on and some other agents may not as shows a lack of discipline.

Also Shelly advised a writer to do the research for the genre they writing and read other novels in the same genre.  Also an awareness of the commercial market helps and general life experiences.   A realistic plot is important.

Shelly said that the job of an agent is to make the writing look effortless including no errors at all - correct grammar and punctuation.

Shelly is looking for strong northern writers as not enough out there.

For the agency Shelly is hoping for 50% being children's literature,  including novels for 7+, young adult and new adult and middle grade.


After the talk Shelly opened up the floor to questions.   Here is some of the information we got from Shelly answers -

Percentage the Writer/Agent gets depending on publisher with world rights 15% of advance/royalties,  and 20% of TV and merchandise.

Before you send a novel leave the manuscript a few weeks then go back as can be easier to spot any errors missed previously.

Turnaround - Shelly doesn't send rejection letters as too busy but will be an automated response.   If interested Shelly will contact you personally in 5 working days.

Word counts - Middle grade/ thrillers 90,000 to 100,000 words.
Children's fiction 30,000 to 40,000 words.
Fantasy/ Sci fi up to around 120,000 words.

Shelly wants real names not pseudonyms.  She doesn't sell picture books, poetry or plays as no experience in them.

Publishers usually want to invest in trilogies or series and if a first novel strong will pitch series on it.
Writers have to fight and want to be published as alot of hard work.
Can take an Author being published more than once before they see any gain.

Shelly doesn't like stereotypes and clichés.

Publishers like to see that writers have an online presence - they will read your Twitter, blogs etc.  If they don't like what's on social sites it could break a deal.

Usually if a writer hasn't been taken on by a publisher by the third novel the Agent and Author will probably part company as a lot of work being invested by the Agent.

Shelly likes to read crime, dark humoured stories and Greek tragedies.

All in all a very good night mingling with other Writers and saying Hello to an agent - could be nearest I get to one.   For information see below:

Shellys website and submission details



Website and submission details:http://www.shelleyinstoneliteraryagency.co.uk/



Saturday, 7 February 2015

Shaun the Sheep - The Movie - Review



Hi guys

Usually I review more high brow films but took the daughter to see this at the cinema for a treat - an expensive treat - 25 quid!
Cinemas getting more and more expensive.
Anyway was glad I took her as it's a very funny movie from Aardman Productions - the makers of Wallace and Gromit and Shaun the Sheep TV show from CBBC and it's spin off Timmy Time.
As you see from poster above little lamb Timmy also appears in the movie with his Mother.
Without giving too much away although not much plot Shaun wants to break from routine and ends up losing the farmer in the big city.  It's up to Shaun and his flock to find him and return him.

The film is excellent especially as there is no dialogue which must me hard for any film let alone one made from models yet you can tell exactly what they mean and what they are thinking which makes the 85 minutes go fast.

There is a lot of slapstick and gags for both kids and parents alike.

Verdict - Ewe be mad to miss it 9/10  baaa

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

Feb Update

Hi anyone

Hope your all good?

It's only the second month into 2015 and already writing more than last year! Here's a quick round up so far:

Entered the Walking Dead 2 competition with Sci fi magazine SFX titled The Last Christmas. Was fun to write another zombie story.

Worked on crime novel which I started last year for bestseller This Morning competition - will update on that shortly.

Booked to see Agent Shelly Instone at a meet the Agent event in Leeds on Wednesday 11th February - will have a review off that when been - see a previous post I shared for details.

Still helping the CWG organise a Cleckheaton Literary Festival which has a provisional date of 8th May to 10th May.  More details to follow.

Well speak soon.

Neil