Thought up a movie pitch earlier today called:
Sunset: Breaking Wind part One of One
Bella and Edward sat close to one another on the park bench their eyes meeting. They moved into each other to kiss.
At that moment a Werewolve padded up to them and sat down. It farted loudly and it stunk of rotten eggs.
For Bella and Edward it had ruined the moment and they got up and went their seperate ways never to see each other again.
The Werewolve was fined for not picking up its poo and arrested for urinating in public!
What you think? Think I may have found a niche in the paranormal romance market - lol